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Jewtard

Jewtard (noun):

1) Someone who knows so little about the Jewish religion that they are retarded.

2) Someone who acts so stereotypically Jewish that they are retarded.
1) Rachael didn't know that the Jews celebrate their Sabbath on Friday night, she's such a jewtard.

2) Micah only goes to that bar on Tuesday nights because it $1 beer night, he's such a jewtard.
by MrFnBMore March 2, 2010
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Jewzorg

1) A Jewish Comedian

2) A Jewish Robot - Commonly found on IRC.

3) A person who flips out at the name of Hitler.
1) <~trit0ch> Where is Virty? <+BosmouZ> trolling some internet forum <~trit0ch> typical Jewzorg.

2) <b0t> HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!
by trit0ch June 6, 2009
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Jewtonian

A word(derived from Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics) used to describe most of 20th century physics, at least the relativistic and quantum mechanical part. The foundations are largely the result of the work and imagination
of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.
The Manhattan project was the triumph and tragedy of Jewtonian physics.
by Olfart October 17, 2009
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jeftor

Jeftor is a smart and intelligent boy who is very outgoing, he is laid back yet very outgoing, knows what he wants and when he wants it he is gonna get it. He is amazing in bed , has the biggest cock. Her can be the sweetest and nicest boyfriend you will ever meet. He will go to the Ends of the earth to make you happy. He has a temper, you wouldn't know cause he plays it off nice, he is also a very emotional and kind but will hide that cause doesn't want people seeing a weakness.
Damn you got you a jeftor
by Bobby swagger April 22, 2017
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Jewhore

When someone goes to bed way too early and you hate them for it
Don’t go to sleep you jewhore
by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019
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jewtardio

Something that is jew coded and retarded
i just committed war crimes so jewtardio.

Just made 10 bands , JEWTARDIO
by jewtardio August 14, 2024
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