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Mike Jette's

Slang: Merrimack Vallely High School term for refering to ones testicles.
"Damn it's hot out here. My Mike Jette's are sweaty!"
or
"OW! Right in the Mike Jette's"
or
"Dammit your busting my Mike Jette's"
by Electrick D00M June 21, 2009
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Jeton

Sexiest mofo nigga out there in the world deep ass voice all the guys out there want it. His voice is just like complete sex. Also very intelligent good influence to most friends of him. Fun guy to be around with. May be boring in person but when you are not face to face with him he is the funniest guy you will ever meet. He may act like he's black but trust me he straight up wigga. Knows how to dress (at times) he stays hella fresh and also pimpin.
1st Person: Yo did you see that guy he looks hella fresh!

2nd Person: I know yo I think his name is Jeton.

1st Person: Man i'd like to meet him I wanna know how to stay that hella fresh and pimpin.
by TheOneInDaStands May 27, 2011
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Jewtopia

a land heavily populated by those of the Jewish faith

also, a 99 cent store
Man, i was at my Jewish buddy's house the other day, his neighborhood is like a mini Jewtopia.
by std muffin July 24, 2009
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Jetta Pimpin

When you cruise around playing loud music from a VW Jetta, with the windows down, with or without sun glasses on.
"We went Jetta Pimpin, to some sweet tunes, as we traveled down town"
by Kurt L March 30, 2008
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Jenton

In modern usage, an Jenton is a unit of measurement of time of the duration of 45 minutes, or 2700 seconds past the original expected arrival time. It is ¼ of 1/24th of a median Earth day. An Jenton in the Universal Coordinated Time (UTC) time standard can include a negative or positive leap seconds depending on a rage of factors include but not limited to mood, wardrobe malfunctions, hair or traffic, and may therefore have a duration of 2699 or 2701 seconds for adjustment purposes.
If you are set to arrive at a location at 2:00 and have every intention of arriving there at 2:00 but fail to calculate how long it will take to do hair, makeup, wardrobe changes, traffic or the actual duration of time it would take the average person just to get to said location it is best to add a Jenton or two.

If called by any one waiting for you at said location at the prescribed time, you must assure them no matter how ridiculous it may sound that you are on your way and you will be there in a few minutes. This ensures that the Jenton Unit of measure stays in tact.
by Dr. Lagbehind February 14, 2010
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Jett levin

A real fine teacher if you know what I mean 🎂🍑 But and ways she can be a real insecure piece of donkey "Asssss"
by LongTohw April 10, 2017
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jettson

the best boyfriend you could ever have because he will always be there for you no matter what. cute eyes. smile can fix any bad day your ever having. hair is always on fleek. small little nose. perfect eyebrows. them lips tho , HOLY FUCK. he's an idiot but an adorable one. too bad he's mines (;
'damn Jettson is so cute'
by suckmydisnix October 3, 2017
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