jetbaiting

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.

When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"

by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012

jetpack blues

When you leave an unsuspecting partner because you never actually liked them, and feel guilty.

Stacy has the jetpack blues because she left her rebound, Jackson.

by Alexano March 21, 2017

Joan Jett

A kick ass rocker who started in a band called The Runaways.She was 15.One of the best kick ass rockers ever.She let people see that grrrls can play rock n roll.Without giving a damn about what people think.She was in movies like Light of DAy,Boogie Boy,and so on.She's been on t.v. shows.She played warped tour,and rocked peoples socks.She is 46 and still kicking ass.Born with the name Joan Marie Larkin.She loves rock n roll,and thats never going to change.Plays a gibson melody maker.Her voice just sends shivers down peoples spines.She really seems to love her fans,unlike other rockstars.She is just the best...She sure don't give a damn about ther bad reputation.

The coolest grrrl ever.The most awesome rocker.Joan Jett is the best ever.

by jetthead Lyn-Z November 7, 2006

Jentastic

a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.

John gets a jentastic sensation everytime this one girl named Jen is nearby.

by John Duckworth May 18, 2008

jetear

Mexican slang for "sleep".

Quiero jetear toda la tarde.
Se quedó jetón en la película.

by Luis Mariano April 20, 2014

Jetpack conversation

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.

My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

by Trent H & Jared G (J-rod) October 14, 2016

Jedtavius

jedtavius is the name given to an uncommon ship between Jedediah and Octavius from the Night At The Museum franchise.

Jedediah is played by Owen Wilson, AKA Lightning McQueen. Jedediah is a tiny miniature cowboy from the Wild West diorama in The Hall Of Miniatures.

Octavius is played by Steve Coogan. General Octavius is a miniature Roman Emperor from the Ancient Rome diorama next door to the Wild West diorama in The Hall Of Miniatures.

So I’ve just started shipping jedtavius....

by None-Of-Your-Business June 28, 2018