Take a relatively old black woman (at least older than your mom) force feed her seven dry pancakes. Fill her up with syrup...proceed to eat her out. If you followed directions precisely, you should be able to taste the best pancakes of your life.
I'm a volunteer at an old folks home, only because each week this lady in the back corner lets me Aunt Jemima her real dirty.
by BPC@stanford November 6, 2007
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Boy that was one hell of an Aunt Jemima Gang Race! I narrowly beat Ryland , but he blew his load right near the end. I guess he should have chosen heads instead of tails
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To do an AUNT JEMIMA one places a fist on one hip whilst sweeping the other hand in a wide arc before snapping ur fingers in the persons face. Accompanied by an ancient egyptian neck swivel and meaningful stare.
To do an AUNT JEMIMA one places a fist on one hip whilst sweeping the other hand in a wide arc before snapping ur fingers in the persons face. Accompanied by an ancient egyptian neck swivel and meaningful stare.
Damn woman I just chatted to those girls at the bar to be polite dont you go giving me the AUNT JEMIMA.
by dave namegah April 8, 2011
Get the Aunt Jemima mug.The wives of the first 43 presidents were given the title of "First Lady", but that was the past. That's an OLD title from the OLD united states.
It's a new world and it is time for CHANGE. Therefore, its time for a NEW title for the president's wife.
Since America has a Capitalist economy and a president has become more of a figurehead than a leader, and being a good figurehead means being a consumer whore, the new title for the president's wife will be used for advertising space and product placement.
Every four years starting now, a corporation will pay the White House a MASSIVE amount of money to brand the president's wife with their product name, and the wife will be referred to as "First <whatever product bought their name>" as long as their husband stays the president. (For example: First Pepto Bismol, First Quaker Oatmeal, First Extra Strength Vagisil, First Murphy's Butt Lovin Lube, etc.)
This presidential term's wife name advertisement slot has already been purchased by Aunt Jemima.
So, that means Michelle Obama is the nation's first "First Aunt Jemima".
It is oddly coincidental that she strongly resembles Aunt Jemima. If you don't believe me, next time you are in the grocery store LOOK at a bottle of Aunt Jemima... They look so much alike they could be twins!
Also, she's a black chick, and everyone knows black chicks know how to cook.
Imma go have a pancake with a bottle of Michelle Obama now...
It's a new world and it is time for CHANGE. Therefore, its time for a NEW title for the president's wife.
Since America has a Capitalist economy and a president has become more of a figurehead than a leader, and being a good figurehead means being a consumer whore, the new title for the president's wife will be used for advertising space and product placement.
Every four years starting now, a corporation will pay the White House a MASSIVE amount of money to brand the president's wife with their product name, and the wife will be referred to as "First <whatever product bought their name>" as long as their husband stays the president. (For example: First Pepto Bismol, First Quaker Oatmeal, First Extra Strength Vagisil, First Murphy's Butt Lovin Lube, etc.)
This presidential term's wife name advertisement slot has already been purchased by Aunt Jemima.
So, that means Michelle Obama is the nation's first "First Aunt Jemima".
It is oddly coincidental that she strongly resembles Aunt Jemima. If you don't believe me, next time you are in the grocery store LOOK at a bottle of Aunt Jemima... They look so much alike they could be twins!
Also, she's a black chick, and everyone knows black chicks know how to cook.
Imma go have a pancake with a bottle of Michelle Obama now...
Person A: "Hey, you know that closeted muslim that isn't even half as black as Tiger Woods and is primarily middle-eastern and white? The guy people only say is black because black people want to feel included and have a reason to justify going on a power trip and pulling the slavery card again, and the white people feel obligated to go along with the black people because they're too afraid that if they formed their own opinions they'd be called racists? Umm... The guy with the big ears and questionable motives... The one who uses his ethnicity as a scapegoat, but still claims to be against people who are racially biased. I keep forgetting his name..."
Person B: "It's not ringing any bells..."
Person A: "Hmm... Oh yeah, his middle name is Hussein and he made it obvious that he intends to anally rape the country and spend a lot of money that's not his to spend. What's his name again?"
Person B: "Oooooh! You mean that douche bag, Barack Obama! What about him?"
Person A: "He's married to the First Aunt Jemima."
Person B: "Wow, she's waaaay too good for that nappy headed moron that got elected president."
Person A: "True dat! I hear the First Aunt Jemima makes a mean stack of pancakes too!"
Person B: "Hayull yeah! I'd tap that."
Person A: "Me too."
Person B: "..."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "I'm bored... Let's go throw vegetables at old people."
Person A: "Okay!"
Person B: "It's not ringing any bells..."
Person A: "Hmm... Oh yeah, his middle name is Hussein and he made it obvious that he intends to anally rape the country and spend a lot of money that's not his to spend. What's his name again?"
Person B: "Oooooh! You mean that douche bag, Barack Obama! What about him?"
Person A: "He's married to the First Aunt Jemima."
Person B: "Wow, she's waaaay too good for that nappy headed moron that got elected president."
Person A: "True dat! I hear the First Aunt Jemima makes a mean stack of pancakes too!"
Person B: "Hayull yeah! I'd tap that."
Person A: "Me too."
Person B: "..."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "I'm bored... Let's go throw vegetables at old people."
Person A: "Okay!"
by PsychoPencil January 24, 2009
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Jemima Martin!
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know who you remind me of?
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Jemima Martin!
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by NotElisShotton December 27, 2011
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