Jejune

The worst word in the English language, jejune just bleeds pomposity and snobbery. If you seriously use jejune in a sentence you a) are automatically an asshole and b) should be slapped across the mouth.

"I detected a jejune air that had not irked me before."- Brideshead Revisited

by Lord Sebastian March 3, 2014

Jejune

A word that sounds so terrible and random, that it is a top competitor for the worst word in the English language.

Does this word really sound like something that describes "naive, simplistic, and superficial"?
Of course not.

There are 2 types of people in the world who use the word "jejune".
1. Those who deserve to be slapped.
2. Xearrik's Subscribers

by I'm You, but just a bit cooler October 6, 2018

jejeje

When a guitarist palm mutes the strings and plays some notes (usually an open E)

Tabulated as:

E:-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-

It is pronounced as je-je-je-je-je- and ended with Jennn..

A:-----------2
E:-0-0-0-0-0-0

Heavy metal dudes would know what this is.

by Vuk November 23, 2003

jeje

"hehe" as misspelled by someone who is FAR TOO DAMN LAZY to move his finger half a centimeter to the left when trying to type an "h".

Also, the word "hehe" as misspelled by someone who thinks spelling "creatively" is somehow a mark of individuality.

A: says something funny...

B's RESPONSE: "jejeje..." (as opposed to lol)

by JBPerez May 2, 2010

Jejo

Pronounced hey-ho. Used as an exclamation in lieu of Jesus or Jesus Christ. Can be used to express shock, anger, disbelief and/or excitement.

Sweet Jejo, that beating with the ugly stick hurt!

Dear Jejo, deliver us from the evil that is cheap wine.

by honeybeepdx September 18, 2009

jejunumal sex

Incredibly deep anal penetration, or buttsex, usually performed by a man with an incredibly large penis, whom is able to stimulate the receiver's jejunum in the small intestine.

Man: Hey baby, are you up for some jejunumal sex tonight? ;)
Woman: Oh hell yes, you know how much I love it when you are that deep inside my ass ;)

by the_syd_monster July 9, 2010

Jejune

A word Mr. Jolly says too much and it makes no sense. Claims he got it from a tv show but idk.

Mr. Jolly: Jejune

Everyone: Shut up

by fruitoftheloom123 April 30, 2019