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Jakob

Jakob is an amazing person. They aren't like your average person Jakobs are rare but once you have one in your life you'll want him in it forever. Jakobs tend to be tall, good looking, funny, kind, serious and all around a good guy. He tends to have a big ego but people know on the inside he is humble. Jakobs are normally skilled in every way and are perfectly tall. They aren't the most popular guy because Jakobs don't want that they would rather a medium group of reliable friends. They tend to have a friend called Libby with a last name of either Jones or Smith
Libby: see Jakob over there I see why I was so obsessed with him
friend: so do I look at how perfectly tall he is
by J-hooman August 21, 2019
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Jako'ed

You just got jako'ed.
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Carving a jack-o’-lantern, and then warming it up in the microwave with the intention of fornicating with it
Trefor wanted to keep up with the festivities of October, so he carved himself a jackoffolantern!
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Sorry jako

"Sorry jako" is invented by a "famous" politican Andrej Babiš. It can be used only in Czech and Slovak and it can be translated like "well sorry/sorry like/ sorry tho"
It becomed a meme on Czecho-Slovak internet and also in real life.
A proč bych vám já měl sdělovat všechny moje příjmy? Sorry jako.
- Andrej Babiš
by Girl who likes anime October 23, 2017
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Karl jackobs

A mother fucker who shoved a monster ultra can up his ass but I still love him <3
Hey did you hear about karl jackobs
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Jakob

The Jakobs are very distinct to Jacobs. If you meet a Jakob, bow down and stab yourself in the face. Jakob stands out in a crowd, especially a crowd of invisible people :P Jakobs are good friends but get kind of out of hand sometimes. They have usually killed 5-10 people by the age of 13, and they are smart but act stupid. They are very nice and hot and when you meet them all you want is to sit there talking to them forever.
Wow, I wish I could go talk to that Jakob some more.
by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011
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