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Jane Smoking

When an older lady who is clearly in ill-health can't quit smoking.

A play on words for Chain-smoking.
Did you hear Jane just had a heart-attack? I can't believe she is still Jane Smoking.
Jane Smoking by Johnny Diamond October 15, 2025

The Jani Spread 

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.
I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.
The Jani Spread by Janos Audren April 29, 2008

Laura Jane Spain 

Laura Jane Spain is the best human being on earth.
"Omg it’s Laura Jane Spain,we should bow.”

Uncle Jamie size 

Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.
I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.
Uncle Jamie size by ArseWipper October 21, 2023

The Jaynie Special 

The act of having a loved one shit all over you chest and smearing it all over yourself like lotion
He received the jaynie special from his mom.
The Jaynie Special by Lil_skidmark December 12, 2024