Jabroni

1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn't produce the goods.

2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities.

Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni

Challen's getting the pizzas.

Pfft! As if. You leave it to that dick bunny and you'll end up with diddly jack shit.
F'ken Pepperoni Jabroni!

by Electric D August 17, 2004

jabroni

Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'

Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about!!

Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?

by Adam Monk June 15, 2004

Jabroni

A parker, a fool, a dumbass that should frigg off.

Jeez that guy is a jabroni, he is almost a parker.

by Parker Kitze April 30, 2016

Jabroni

Someone who regards themselves as a badass when in reality is a jackass.

Friend 1: Wow, that guy on that mini bike is sick huh?
Friend 2: Such a jabroni. Looks like a complete tool

by septembanovemba January 22, 2020

Super Jabroni

n. One who especially excels at becoming or being a Jabroni.

Are you a regular Jaborni or a Super Jabroni?

by Al Bundy November 11, 2003

Jabroni

A pepperami like sausage that smells of fish.

Fiona shut yer beef curtains they stink of jabroni!

by Bad_Ass_Bambi March 7, 2008

jibronie

a joint, or marijuana cigarette

i'm gunna roll a few jibronies and then we can go.

by The Rad June 11, 2006