jank-ass

derived from janky, to describe something as sub-par, poor quality, etc.

Man, that pop quiz today was some jank-ass shit!

by choad June 20, 2003

Janaki

Someone who's extremely attractive, a total badass and perfect in every sense.

Wow she's so Janaki

by Happinessisabutterfly May 4, 2019

jankem

the MOST discussing drug, first you shit in a bottle then you pee in it? right? then you cover the neck of the bottle with a balloon and place in in the sun for a week, called cooking jankem, after that you breath in the gas that the poop makes (methane) and you start seeing stuff like dead people, and purple dragons for DAYS

guy1: dude i really like that time when you farted in my face, i kinda got a little high
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like poop and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your shitting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that shit jankem

Guy3: ok... you guys are fucked up

by waltrulz January 26, 2008

Jankified

The process, or state of becoming, or has become, JANKY.

Bitch, You've been most JANKIFIED with that weed-whacked, two cent, this is my first time with grownup scissors, haircut!

by ~T January 13, 2004

janked

beat, fucked up

that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.

by LooP February 19, 2004

Jankapottamus

Something screwed up or jank.

That girl's outfit is jankapottamus.

by spazzapottamus April 8, 2010

jank wipe

a wipe that cleans up janky shit

dude, this is nasty and ghetto we need a jank wipe to clean this shit up

by Konelle July 21, 2010