Jamockney

A person who talks Jamaican slang intermixed with cockney sayings. Constantly switches from a cockney to Jamaican accent.

Example of Jamockney "Alright geezer, what a gwan ?"

by Venomm October 6, 2012

Jabot

Term often called on entering a place of work. It can be used to provoke a reply by a colleague or group of ne'er do wells within earshot, who then return the call as confirmation of the communicae.

Dated back to 2015 scholars are unsure of the origins of the Jabot call, many incorrectly believe it to be based on an amalgamation of 'Jabba the Hut '.

Colour of paint

Stuart enters building:

"Jabot!"

Julie: "Why does he keep saying that?"

by AlTim February 23, 2017

Jamod

The one true God, master of the universe, King of Kings, creator of fried chicken, the Jamody Knights, the UUUC and enemy of Gordon Ramsey

All hail Jamod

by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022

Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

jakot

Jakot is a streamer on twitch who plays multiple games for a living and is a funny intertwining streamer.

I was watching the twitch streamer jakot last night

by Anthony.rovid December 26, 2020

Jakotsu

Self proclaimed attack captain of the Shichinin-tai, he is girly, sadistic and openly gay. He's also best friends with his leader, Bankotsu (or maybe more than friends) and overly obsessed with Inuyasha.

"Jakotsu, DAMN IT! Stop touching me!"

by Meep March 25, 2005

Jamok

The act of smoking marijuana in any fashion. Any old "Rudeboy" would know whats up when it comes time to "Jamok".
If you've ever used "Rock, Rap, 'n Roll" then you really know whats up, respekt!
The word is most commonly used in succession, i.e. you would shout out "Jamok, Jamok!" two times in a row.

Leroy: Yo, Dolemite, you got the stuff?
Dolemite: Yea man, lets go Jamok it up!
Leroy: Jamok Jamok!
Dolemite: Word!

by Rumjaku April 10, 2010