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Jalen

a FN.
Jalen Is A FN.
by Jayxxt December 17, 2021
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A very big tall sexy black male. Hearing his name will make you wet. He has a bbc and he built like a hog rider.
Jalen lemme see that bbc you hog rider
by ilovejalen1 January 12, 2022
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Jalens are handsome and funny they care about your well being and they are always there when u need them jalens are on of the best people you could ask for
Damn jalen’s amazing
by Lariah ❤️ February 6, 2022
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Why are you staring at me with wide eyes and not blinking? You Jalen
by Da’bougieest March 7, 2022
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Is so disrespectful and such an Asshole. If you ever come across a mf like jalen run.
I met jalen and he wasn’t shit
by Heh_ April 23, 2022
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An individual who is caught up with the latest happenings and goings ons and can educate others so we all remain hip and coolio.
"What does this meme mean?"

"I don't know, let's ask a Jalen."
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A Jalen is a guy that gives the first impression that he is mostly chill and fun to hang out with. However, under that gregarious, innocent facade is the most manipulative, selfish, and egotistical son of a bitch you will have wished you never met. He will toy with your feelings like a puppet master pulling delicate strings without you knowing. He will toss your convictions out the window, as if they never mattered to him in the first place. A Jalen is like a fighter jet, dropping devastating bombs on a ship, then celebrating his "victories." As time goes on, it will become exasperating to even communicate with a Jalen, as these abhorrent, anomalous entities will constantly barrage you with the same questions in every conversation. They lack the ability to think critically, and their brain is observed to be shaped similarly to a cow penis. At all costs, you must avoid coming into contact with one, as it will be your greatest mistake. Once a Jalen latches onto your soul, they will cling for eternity, and will prevent you from getting to Heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in).
Ew, what is that guy doing sniffing the kid's used clothes? There's no doubt, it must be a Jalen!
by belvitagod1029 July 15, 2022
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