Itch to bitch

When someone can't wait to argue about something.

"That movie sucked."
"Yeah, I can't wait to get my computer. I've got an itch to bitch about it."

by Uncle Fuckus July 15, 2009

Itchy Bitchy

You got dandruff on your snatch

Itchy bitchy, scratchy snatchy.

by Unholy Roller July 28, 2017

Lap Itch

Implied perception given when you are trying to covertly/secrety text message with your phone hidden in your lap, or under a table and are doing SUCH a crappy job it is very noticable by EVERYONE you are trying to hide it from.

When you catch someone horribly failing to hide they fact they are trying to text message under the table, you should say: "Hey, you should get some cream for that lap itch!"

by Grenex December 27, 2009

Shoe itchy

Some joke someone came up with that’s a nickname for Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa V3:Killing Harmony that people use a lot and it’s actually funny

“Kæyædæ and her boyfriend shoe itchy”

by MisakiiChan March 15, 2021

Makes my balls itch

Situational instance in which the speaker is overcome with annoyance, discomfort, disgust, etc.

"Listening to that bitch talk about her feelings makes my balls itch!"

by Bebreezy1986 September 3, 2019

make my foot itch

A way to describe something that is not just irritating today, but will continue to annoy long into the future with no signs of relief. Something or, usually, someone who has qualities that would make you so angry and frustrated that you'd consider killing yourself, them or both to escape.

A phrase brilliantly used by Hilary Devey on the BBC show, Dragon's Den: "You would make my foot itch, mate! I'm not amused. I'm angry."

by Vpm2 October 8, 2020

that's going to itch when it dries

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart

Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

by Ocho-sinco November 23, 2016