I STILL can't believe it's not butter!

What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."

Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!

by Chesspiece#1 July 6, 2010

it's not you

typically a phrase that is code for: IT IS SO YOU!!!

Jim: Listen Terri, it's not you, it's me. You're just really annoying, and its bugging me
Terri: so it is me then?
Jim: well actually, yeah it is...

by legallawyer15 January 10, 2011

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by i had a dream and it was not t October 6, 2011

it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty

"I can make a pipe out of an apple!"

"So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004

act like it's not shabbat

To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.

Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"

by Nick D February 17, 2005

it's not you

General excuse for covering up that it's you.

- Am I really that awful in bed?
- Oh honey, it's not you...

by Bazz October 9, 2004

it's not about the bloody food

When you're watching a modernised version of Macbeth in class but the kids only seem to care about the food so the teacher uses the phrase to tell them off.

Girl: Look at the doritos
Teacher: IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BLOODY FOOD

by pgcontent69 October 16, 2018