Ass

A seat permanently attached to you for life. According to the Tourette's Guy, it's embarrassing as f*ck to have one.

"It's embarrassing as f*ck to have an ass!"- Tourette's Guy

by septim's heir July 30, 2010

assful

a lot -- or just way too much

I had an assful of him the other day, I need to get out of here

by california April 27, 2002

assativities

Asinine + activities = assativities. When common sense and or activities that take place between two or more people go beyond the realm of complete and utter ignorance. The results are damaging to bystanders or passer byers.

Due to the everyday occurrence of assativities, all victims are searching for a new hole to crawl into.

by camon March 28, 2008

ass

This is how you would describe the WWE Superstar, Edge, after his recent heel turn.

Uggh that Edge is such an ass.
Correction, he IS Ass.

by Jorgey March 5, 2005

Ass

Waking up everyday thinking how you can fuck up someone's life

Franklin why are you always an ass

by TyrellHiggins January 2, 2017

ass

Can be used to emphasize an adjective.

big-ass, funny-ass, smart-ass, stupid-ass, crazy-ass, loud-ass, etc.

by your head asplode April 17, 2005

ass

1.Buttocks
2.A lower class or stupid person.

1.Wow, that chick has a nice ass.

2.Why were you such an ass in class today?

by Bob Hokok December 15, 2008