Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
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I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.
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Get the Lanky Boy Invitational mug.Usually used simply as "Inflation", Rating inflation occurs from someone's affinity for a certain quality or multiple qualities of someone of the opposite sex while checking them out and rating them. This is based off of the 1-10 scale. When someone is 'rating inflating' or suffering from rating inflation they will usually score the person of the opposite sex above what they actually are and as a consequence will psyche themselves out when trying to approach the person to hit on them. Also usually causes an immediate reaction of the group the inflater is in to barrage them with insults.
Side effects include: Lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized porn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.
Side effects include: Lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized porn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.
Dack: Damn boys, look at that HB(Hot babe). 10, no doubt!
Friend 1: That's fuckin' disgusting, she's a 3 at best.
Friend 2: Yeah, there's nothing on that slate, I wouldn't tap that if I got paid.
Friend 3: Dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you're way too into Asians and I'm worried about you.
Examples of Rating Inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:
(x usually rating inflated by y)
Fat chicks by Mexicans
Big asses by Black people
White girls by Black people
White girls by White supremacist
White supremacist's wives by Black people
Asians by White and Black people
Big boobs by men as a general
Elderly by Mexicans
Nice teeth by Asians
Also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that Black women are not usually inflated by anyone.
Sorry Oprah, our bad.
Friend 1: That's fuckin' disgusting, she's a 3 at best.
Friend 2: Yeah, there's nothing on that slate, I wouldn't tap that if I got paid.
Friend 3: Dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you're way too into Asians and I'm worried about you.
Examples of Rating Inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:
(x usually rating inflated by y)
Fat chicks by Mexicans
Big asses by Black people
White girls by Black people
White girls by White supremacist
White supremacist's wives by Black people
Asians by White and Black people
Big boobs by men as a general
Elderly by Mexicans
Nice teeth by Asians
Also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that Black women are not usually inflated by anyone.
Sorry Oprah, our bad.
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Get the Rating Inflation mug.When infatuated, we are thrilled, but not happy, wanting to trust, yet suspicious. There are lingering, nagging doubts about our “partner in infatuation” and their love for us.
We’re miserable when they’re away, almost like we’re not complete unless we’re with them. It’s a rush and it’s intense. It’s difficult to concentrate. And most infatuation relationships have a high degree of sexual charge around them.
We’re miserable when they’re away, almost like we’re not complete unless we’re with them. It’s a rush and it’s intense. It’s difficult to concentrate. And most infatuation relationships have a high degree of sexual charge around them.
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