iperv

The one guy who watches porn on his itouch/iphone all day instead than his computer

"dude,i checked his iphone yesterday and his historey was all porn"
"damn dude he must be an iperv"

by Thegguythtknoeswhereulive May 20, 2010

Conquer the Inevitable City

Anal sex

"How about you come back to my place and Conquer the Inevitable City?"
"WAAAAAGH!"

by Rapevan December 19, 2008

Intervention Drunk

adj. A level of drunkeness acheived successive to shit-faced, wasted, hammered, smashed, etc...

Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.

Jim: My buddy is coming over and says he wants to get intervention drunk this weekend!

Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.

by Stiffany Praznik August 12, 2008

inertia

when you can't get off the couch.

"Man, Jessica had so much inertia the other day, she couldn't even get off the couch!"

by smoking-glove December 20, 2012

divine intervention

The belief that a heavenly being will interfere in human situations so bad that nothing but an act of God could change the outcome for the better.

Now, the Browns winning the SuperBowl - that would take some <i>serious</i> divine intervention.

by LittleNuccio July 21, 2005

Nipple inertia

the protruding nipples of a perky breast that defy gravity, temperature and logic, they point of their own inertia

you could see the nipple inertia through that wet T-Shirt

by the tao of boobs May 16, 2010

Sleep Inertia

The sensation of being half conscious or only partially awake usually occurring immediately after waking up. It is also accompanied by a desire to continue sleeping.

Jim awoke early one morning for work after a rather weak-ass sleep. The force of his sleep inertia was strong that morning. So strong in fact that Jim couldn't help himself but fall back to sleep, consequently missing his shift.

by Woody89 July 27, 2012