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ineptoid

Someone who can't do simple things without doing something wrong.
My girlfriend is such an ineptoid, she cant even turn off the lights when she leaves her house.
by JBozBoy January 15, 2008
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Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.
Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.
by E-Dot December 15, 2008
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Indexting

The typing of text (SMS) messages, esp. on a standard numerical keypad, using only the index finger of one hand. Is a relatively slow method for typing text messages and almost always requires that the cell phone be held in the opposite hand. Common among older cell phone users and possibly a cellular offshoot of the "Hunt-and-Peck" typing method.
Riding with my dad is scary enough, it's even worse when he starts indexting.
by Bearcat40 August 14, 2009
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inception moment!

Something inside of something inside of another something
Joe: Dude, I just had a flashback inside a flashback inside a flashback!

Gabe: Inception moment!
by Falstaff4242 April 30, 2011
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Ineptelligence

In-ep-TELL-i-gence

1. Believing that or acting as if you have knowledge on a subject that you know very little about.

2. Obtaining questionable data on a subject and passing it off as indisputable fact.
1. His automotive ineptelligence became clear when he filled his washer reservoir with brake fluid.

2. She read one online article about weight loss, then passed that ineptelligence off to her child who accepted it as fact.
by Carstian April 15, 2012
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independent

Having no political affiliation; not a member of an organized political party.
I'm not a democrat, I'm not a republican. I'm an Independent.
by progamer124 July 11, 2003
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Strong independent woman

When you fuck a bitch and she have a baby. She become the real bitch and fuck the man with child support, but denies needing the man.
Kim: why did you dump Robert after the birth
Taylor: because I'm a strong independent woman, and I don't need his help.
by Dvidedbyzero March 18, 2016
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