2 inches

Mostly applies to guys named zack that are white and lonely

Look at zacks 2 inches

by Thatmanblacklight October 3, 2018

2 inches

A penis that is average sized maybe even above average yk

2 INCHES IS PLENTY DONT LEAVE ME!!!!

by MrChair27 April 10, 2023

inheritance

Money and personal property that a hard-working person accumulates during his lifetime that pissant children thinks is their due upon his death.

Below are categories of heir behavior in regard to future inheritances:

1. Grave Watchers: Children who know they will inherit and are just waiting around for the person to die to claim the inheritance.

2. Ingratiating little bastards: Children who kiss the person's ass repeatedly in the hope he will leave his worldly belongings to them.

3. Presumptive brats: Children who assume they will inherit and who foolishly spend money they don't have today, only to find out later they didn't inherit and are now up to their eyeballs in debt.

Inheritances are a gift, not a birthright.

by Loxi July 20, 2009

10 Inches

25.4 centimeters

Hi, lady, wanna try 10 inches tonight?
Sorry, I'm european, how much is that in "metres"?

by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020

incoherent bastard

an asshole that mumbles a lot

"man, i hate that asshole bobby"
"yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't understand what he was saying so he took my beer"

by slogathor March 31, 2009

9 inches

What a man says when hes to embarrassed to say his real size

"How big are you?"

"....9 inches"

by ADemperado January 22, 2009

Nine Inches

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004