12 inch man hammer

A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.

Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.

by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011

12 inch

Vinyl record
Often Promo Copy or EP (Extended Play)
Can perform 33 or 45 rpm

diggin' the 12" crates...

by Gaspacho March 23, 2004

Nine Inch Nails

Industrial rock band formed in Ohio in 1988 by singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist Michael Trent Renznor, who is the only permanent and principle member. he uses various backing bands on tours. NIN are a very good band.

Head Like A Hole, 10 Miles High and Big Come Down are my favourite songs. very good stuff.

by BadLieutenant November 15, 2004

nine inch nails

1. re: Trent Reznor (greatest musician ever)

Nine Inch Nails is Trent Reznor

by fyrestarter May 18, 2004

half inch

Cockney rhyming slang for pinch.

He half inched my wallet!
Don't you half inch anything old chap!

by Nick Samuel April 16, 2006

gained an inch

This term refers to a man "gaining" an inch to his dick by having done something extremely badass/manly, thus becoming even more manly. Men can wear these accomplishments as a medal and brag about them at later dates.

Dude #1: "Man yesterday was crazy! I definitely gained an inch."
Dude #2: "What did you do to earn that accomplishment?"
Dude #1: "I grew a beard, threw on my plaid shirt and bibs, and went out to the forest and chopped down trees to make myself a log cabin."
Dude #2: "Damn!"

by DerMin August 2, 2011

African Inch

A 'African Inch' is a unit of measurement which is almost like regular inches, except a 'African Inch' is measured double the size of a regular inch.

Girl: So, how big are you?
Boy: Baby, i'm 2 african inches.
Girl: Wow, 4 inches!

by NotGemstar May 16, 2018