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Weenie In My Pants

to misunderstand someone for something very inappropriate. Similar to a Freudian slip.
Bob: I just did another
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"
by CaptainUndiePants November 16, 2010
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Your Mother's Face in my Pants

This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)
by Spydamonkey666 November 18, 2010
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Piss in my pants.

When something or someone is so annoying that they are as unpleasant as piss in your pants.
God, Becky is annoying with her yacking about the prom and her boyfriend..She's such a piss in my pants.

God this internet is so slow..its such a piss in my pants.
by Chip Shilpa August 6, 2011
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pie in my pants

when a girl has pie in her pants it means that she is wet...
Whoah! I looked at you and pied my pants!
by Adam Miller August 31, 2005
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jizzed in my pants

To get a huge shock.
I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...
by pantswetter November 23, 2010
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Spill the Beans in my pants suit

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"
by Dana J April 21, 2006
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Nine Wolfs in My Pants

An orgasm that is audible
Davis: Dude last night there was nine wolfs in my pants!

Mark: Ew, what the fuck dude?!?!?!
by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009
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