Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 04, 2021

my pants are on fire

a very serious, often life threatening condition that occurs when a guy/girl is so horny they'll fuck anything in sight.

call the fire department! i haven't had sex for over a month, and my pants are on fire!

by tokyo rose February 22, 2007

Pree'd my pants

To pre-ejaculate in ones' pants.

I though of Cheryl Hann and then I pree'd my pants.

by heyrebel November 10, 2011

In My Pants Game

n. A usually email/social network-based game in which you add "in my pants" to the end of a movie title, song title, or book title. Seems to work best with song titles, although it depends on which one you use. Another variation is "up my skirt," if you're a female. Like many games, this could probably be a drinking game if you add other rules to it.

Guy: Let's play the In My Pants Game with song titles!
Girl: OK! Something's Got A Hold On Me Up My Skirt!
Guy: The Thrill Is Gone In My Pants!

by loop zoop August 09, 2011

pie in my pants

a large pie that is inside the pants i am wearing.

Well, hello Ezra, there is a pie in my pants.

by ham_sandwich August 04, 2003

Jizzed in my pants

When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm

Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!

by BitchPlease!Forreal? September 03, 2013

LOL In My Pants

Very similar to Jizz in My Pants , but of the lolling kind. When something is explosively funny, you LOL In Your Pants.

Oh my goodness, I'm watching SNL right now. Andy Samberg is HILARIOUS, he makes me LOL in my pants.

by Rachel Mitchell January 20, 2010