Iranian Bunt Cake

When an overweight American with poor hygiene purchases a spouse from an overseas bridal market.

Did you hear? Gene-O married that Chinese girl he bought.

Oh, he pulled the ol' Iranian Bunt Cake. Nice.

by VLR January 13, 2008

Iranian Cab Driver

The Iranian Cab Driver requires a good deal of skill and coordination. To pull off this complicated maneuver the man effectively must draw a hands-free mustache with a half emerged stool while squatting over his partner, providing the lover with added olfactory stimulation before giving their man fellatio.

The Iranian Cab Driver can also be performed by a woman before receiving cunnilingus, but this practice is far less common.

<Gwen> Holy shit girl that party was off the hook! Sorry I got sick so early :( Did I miss anything?

<Jenny> OMG it was fucking AMAZING, after everyone left Harry gave me an Iranian Cab Driver! Best birthday present EVAR

<Gwen> what?

<Jenny> it will change your world

by Nothingm0re June 17, 2010

Iranian National Republic Day

Day of the year when Iranians come together to celebrate (read 'grieve') the establishment of the Republic, appropriately on April Fool's Day. (Seriously)

Iranian 1: Dude, today's the Iranian National Republic Day.
Iranian 2: Cool, let's go out and celebrate our freedom and democracy!
Iranian 1: Lemme see if the government is shooting at people first.

by URNN January 2, 2010

Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.

Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021

Iranian Bottle Fiend

Someone that is so selfish that even in a famine they would steal a bottle from a respectable citizen

"Yo how come you're so upset?"
"Abdul is a fucking Iranian Bottle Fiend, he stole my tequila!"

by Miguel Navageegee July 13, 2010

Iranian Teabag

A rather aggressive sexual maneuver in which a male subject encourages the receiver to lay down on a flat surface on their back. Then, the male subject places his knees on the receivers arms to restain them. Next, the male subject pinches the nose of the receiver, causing them to open their mouth and gasp for air. Lastly, the male subject inserts their scrotum into the mouth of the receiver, forcing the receiver to inhale the nutsack.

I met this girl who was inti aggressive sex and gave her in Iranian Teabag on the first date! Her big gasp for air was met with my sweaty ballsack it was awesome!

by Eddie Quesadilla December 15, 2023

Iranian Rial Age

Iranian Rial Age is a noun that means merely a few days old.

Noun- Iranian Rial Age
Adj.- Iranian Rial

Her newborn baby is barely Iranian rial age.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021