Iranian Bunt Cake

When an overweight American with poor hygiene purchases a spouse from an overseas bridal market.

Did you hear? Gene-O married that Chinese girl he bought.

Oh, he pulled the ol' Iranian Bunt Cake. Nice.

by VLR January 13, 2008

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Iranian Cab Driver

The Iranian Cab Driver requires a good deal of skill and coordination. To pull off this complicated maneuver the man effectively must draw a hands-free mustache with a half emerged stool while squatting over his partner, providing the lover with added olfactory stimulation before giving their man fellatio.

The Iranian Cab Driver can also be performed by a woman before receiving cunnilingus, but this practice is far less common.

<Gwen> Holy shit girl that party was off the hook! Sorry I got sick so early :( Did I miss anything?

<Jenny> OMG it was fucking AMAZING, after everyone left Harry gave me an Iranian Cab Driver! Best birthday present EVAR

<Gwen> what?

<Jenny> it will change your world

by Nothingm0re June 17, 2010

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Iranian National Republic Day

Day of the year when Iranians come together to celebrate (read 'grieve') the establishment of the Republic, appropriately on April Fool's Day. (Seriously)

Iranian 1: Dude, today's the Iranian National Republic Day.
Iranian 2: Cool, let's go out and celebrate our freedom and democracy!
Iranian 1: Lemme see if the government is shooting at people first.

by URNN January 2, 2010

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Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.

Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021

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