iPad

Apple's giant iPod Touch.

Announced January 27, 2010. Made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running Flash, not having USB ports, no multitasking and no cameras.

My iPod Touch was getting old. I'm glad I have a new, bigger one that doesn't fit in my pocket. Thanks, iPad!

by Clifwith1f January 28, 2010

Ipadding

The act of going to wifi hotspots just to show off your iPad.

Max and cam are going ipadding saturday night in Minneapolis.

by Maxito628 April 4, 2010

iPad

apple's newest iPod touch. It revolutionizes how large a portable media player can be.

Steve jobs: My iPad is more fucking disappointing than the Matrix sequels.

by Steveee Jobs January 30, 2010

iPad kid

Pretty much the worst thing to exist in gen z. Random kids that are having a tantrum then their parents offer them an ipad to watch cocomelon. In other words, little muggars

Kid: *throws tantrum
Parent:*gives kid ipad
Random bloke: IPAD KID

by likee.cherri from tiktok&insta August 5, 2021

iPadist

1: One who spends all their time playing retarded apps on apple's version of a NetBook.

2: Another word for Ryan Nisolek.

"Dude, you are such a fucking iPadist. You play the most retarded apps, you perverted freak."

by w00t123 May 11, 2010

cheeto ipad kid

its where a kid gets all their crusty dusty musty cheeto dust on their ipad

“jimmy, you are a cheeto ipad kid”
“mommeh im only 3 what do you expect “

by xanyue March 15, 2022

iPARTY

When u have a solitary secret boogie with songs on your ipod that u're too embarrassed to play at parties or even admit that you like, includes dance routines and is usually in front of the mirror.

'Yess!! I've got the house to myself 2nite. Me + MC Hammer = totally sexy iparty!'

'Ok, I've watched the rolex sweep 50times now on youtube. Time to put the headphones on & execute the moves, iParty-stylee'

Note: this would occur as an internal monologue and never ever said out loud to anyone...

by m.c hammer February 2, 2009