I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.
by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010
Get the Instant Statusingmug. You get really stoned, chow down on some hot pockets, get distracted by the cieling fan for 45 minutes (3 actual minutes), snap out of it, look over at your coffee table only to realize that you didn't even touch your hot pockets. BOOM...Instant Leftovers.
by Sizznittlebam May 10, 2016
Get the Instant Leftoversmug. The feeling one gets after binge watching a season or more of a television show on Netflix then watching the new season live and realizing one has to wait a week to find out what happens.
I watched the first episode of the new season of Turn last night and got instant sadification when it was over.
by freshhaggis May 28, 2016
Get the instant sadificationmug. When you're on all fours getting pounded from behind and your partner, without warning, attempts to stick a finger or two in your ass....and your pussy immediately becomes and INSTANT SAHARA and all actions comes to a screeching stop.
Guy: Me and my lady were rocking in the car and I didn't think she would mind a little action in her ass. But the minute I stuck my thumb in her hole, her snatch dried up like an INSTANT SAHARA.
FRIEND: Damn man. I hope you found a sock laying around.
FRIEND: Damn man. I hope you found a sock laying around.
by Westsidegal December 5, 2018
Get the Instant Saharamug. The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.
Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......
by Bonemanrides December 29, 2017
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by Ebg123 May 12, 2018
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2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
Get the instant messagemug.