good idea fairy

Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year. The Good Idea Fairy should be shot on sight if she is seen in your area.

Great! The CO has says that we need to provide a 24 hour guard over the weekend for the empty tents out on training area 17. He must've been visited by the good idea fairy.

by Trav September 27, 2004

i have no idea

The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.

What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea.

by D3athR3bel February 10, 2014

Good Idea

Actually a really bad idea

Person A: You know what sounds like a good idea?
Person B: What?
Person A: Robbing that bank.

by Tommy Scofflaw December 24, 2007

You have no idea

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.

Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)

by Urban LXX November 1, 2015

Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man

The best work of literature ever. The author chose his words carefully to create such a masterpiece. Words like "Turts" "Turty" and, of course, "Perchance" only help the writer prove his point.

Person 1: "Have you read 'Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man' yet?"
Person 2: "What is that"

by TylerGaming101_YT November 3, 2022

stomach the idea

to tolerate doing something

Jenny couldn't really stomach the idea of moving to a big city, so she turned the job down.

by CansuHoca July 12, 2016

Bad Idea Jeans

Metaphorical article of clothing, the invocation of which indicates the "wearer" is exhibiting spectacularly bad judgement. Inspired by the 1990 "Saturday Night Live" sketch of the same name.

"You left your bike outside last night without locking it up? Those Bad Idea Jeans look great on you."

"I can't believe I went home with Butch last night. That's what I get for wearing Bad Idea Jeans."

by James Carmel July 31, 2008