iClit

Found hanging from 50% of humans (most often iCunts) yet only 2% of people actually understand how they operate, or any technology for that matter.

Like clits they are also unreasonably expensive to own, but dicks will spend silly money to play with one, thumbing away wondering why it won't do what they thought it could do

iCunt : Excuse me, but this phone that does less than the Android phone I now wish I bought at 2/3rds the price crashed on me, making me reset it on iTunes, loosing my apps, low qualify photos and all my contacts as well as my overpriced music. Wouldn't have much of any issue had I bought a phone with adult features such the ability to change something as simple as the battery or memory card, I'm a big boy and can be trusted with that sort of technical witchcraft.

Shop douche : Do you have an iClit by any chance?

by vidguyuk November 14, 2011

iClone

A generic piece of equipment by a third rate electronics company attempting imitate the elegance and simplicity of Apple's iPhone.

There's another iClone making it's way through the street markets of China this week.

by lokicapret August 4, 2008

iClod

An iPod wearing moron who is oblivious to the world outside of their earbuds.

I was nearly run over by an iClod on the bike trail yesterday when I was out walking.

by Rob43 September 27, 2007

IClue

The combination of idea and clue of what is going on in a situation.

I have no IClue what is going on in math.

by KieraLane July 26, 2010

ICloud

When you perform in a particularly spectacular way that stuns everyone.

"James was so ICloud when he pulled off that triple McTwist flurry flip"

by Quasai January 5, 2021

butter ice-icle

Swallot a hole stick of butter, then take a sharp ice-icle, and slowly sit on it. it will go so far up your asshole it will pop your stomach open and you're shit out the whole butter stick

Oh...I shat myself on a butter ice-cile

by dammit January 7, 2004

Cute-icles

Used instead of cute. Most use it while squealing. Such expressions are popular with teenage girls. A term of endearment.

You are just so cute-icles

by LizzieDrea September 1, 2010