s.i.f.

secret internet fatty

"she looks hot on myspace, but i heard she's a s.i.f."

by me91 March 8, 2009

F.I.O.F.O

F it
I n
O r
F uck
O ff

Some people around here need to F.I.O.F.O !

by Magician May 19, 2006

I.F.O

Identified Flying Object, such as a plane, or hot air balloon. Things that can easily be identified in the air.

Nobody seemed to care that Jim caught an I.F.O on film.

by Guacamullet October 27, 2014

g.i.f.t

Good incredible fuck time

This is a g.i.f.t

by Bubble goat October 10, 2018

O.P.T.L.I.F.

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday

Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!

by saladlickerman January 21, 2010

S.I.F.

Screwed In Fantasy. The act of being screwed in a fantasy sport by a fantasy sports player. Then, going to screwedinfantasy.com and posting to make sure that all of your friends and foes read about it.

How you can get screwed: Your fantasy catcher gets benched on Sunday and you lose by one hit, giving your nemesis the week's victory. Your top notch wide receiver doesn't grab a catch on Sunday, costing you a valuable 10-15 fantasy points. Your favorite basketball player steps on someone's foot and is out for 4-6 weeks. Your fantasy hockey player misses the game winning shot, and your chance at a fantasy championship.

The list goes on and on.

I took Joe Nathan in the 10th round of the draft after two other closers went, knowing Nathan was a guaranteed 40+ saves a year. One week later he goes under Tommy John surgery and I'm out of a player and a solid draft pick. You really S.I.F.'ed me on this one Nathan.

by Screwed In Fantasy April 8, 2010

A.I.F.

A.I.F. stands for "ass in face." Hold someone down and rub your ass in their face. Other variations include Bare-ass In Face (B.A.I.F.) and Birthday Ass In Face (B.D.A.I.F.)

TJ was being very annoying so Scott, Andrew, and Matt held him down and I gave him A.I.F. It was great.

by Turk McDuffy May 11, 2007