I Can't Pick Usernames

I Can't Pick Usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, Tumblr. It is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and GIFs.

"Jim, have are you following I Can't Pick Usernames?"
"You know it, my man!"

by Finn96 November 9, 2014

i can't take it anymore!

exclamtion used by those caught up in something unbearable.

After three hours of listening to the chemistry teacher's lecture on the nature of farts, a student cried out, "I can't take it anymore!"

by Al Gebra January 5, 2010

I can't breathe

True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.

"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.

by 1v1meinminecraftbattleroyale June 11, 2020

I can't drive 55

A song about people that have the inability to drive at exactly 55MPH (55KPH in other places). Written by the replacer Sammy Hagar in the year of 1984.

Dude, I can't drive 55! It's not on my dashboard!

by videogames4all June 20, 2009

I can't do this anymore

Meaning the person is tired of living and wants to commit suicide

girl 1 "i cant..."
girl 2 "U CANT WHAT? Talk To Me"
girl 1 "#I can't do this anymore"
girl 1 kills herself

by EMOKID2020 December 17, 2020

I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"

A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore

by Your local mini mexican October 16, 2021

i can't do anything

what I say all the fucking time.

Teacher: Do your work!
Me: I can't do anything.

by XxBlue70xX February 20, 2019