my pee pee hurts

When you cannot touch yourself because it’s against the lord

Mom! my pee pee hurts! Mom- we’ll god knows you were touching yourself and that is a sin 😡

by ur boi god February 24, 2018

Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011

Hurt No Comfort

A tag usually used in fanfiction to describe a fic in which a character is hurt (usually emotionally) and receives no comfort from any other outside sources. It can range from internal conflict (like having a mental breakdown alone in the bathroom) to experiencing something traumatic alone (like having a near death experience with no one there to see it), though the tag is not limited to these scenarios.

Serves as a contrast to Hurt/Comfort, and is often regarded as a subcategory to Angst.

“Hurt No Comfort is my favorite fanfiction tag.”
“You alright there bud?”

by Slushytheplushy February 23, 2023

cock hurt

When your just sitting in class and out of no wear u feel ur cock burning

Sir do I have to present cause my cock hurts

by Yvngdvcky November 11, 2017

bone hurting juice

The intentional misuse of a meme template for comedic purposes.

The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.

"Dude, look at this edit of the loss.jpg comic. They made it look like the girl wants to take a shit real bad. That's bone hurting juice content right here."

by QParrot February 11, 2022

That's that hurt

: too bad, damnn,something a person would say in a laughing matter when someone can't do or get anything; not actually get physically hurt.

Boy: "Babe, I'm horny and this weed making it worst, I wanna be with you right now,"

Girl: "Damnn, that's that hurt babe btfol,"

by QueenTroup September 2, 2016

Huriye

Someone who is kind, selfless, funny, bubbly and enjoys a good night out. Due to their kind nature they are usually a person that one can go to in need for support or a hug and a good laugh.

mate I'm so depressed, I really need a Huriye

by Mercuryo9 January 6, 2010