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by One Lil Piggy September 14, 2010
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The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:
1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste
This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.
This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity
2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick
anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man
Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents
Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth
We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.
2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:
1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste
This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.
This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity
2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick
anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man
Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents
Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth
We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.
2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
by Supreme Vampiric Evil January 6, 2009
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