HUMBRAG

A person that wants to be humble, however, takes time to brag about something...

You know it is so hard to survive these days with such shitty economy; it takes quite some time for a maid to clean the entire mention with 5 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms in one day. - the millionairess humbraged

by Pseudonym132465 December 18, 2011

Humaira

a little potato who wonders around in the school corridors with her pet cow in her pocket filled with mustard so the cow doesn’t die

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS HUMAIRA !!!
RUN!!!!

by thesoggyone February 7, 2019

Humana

From spongebob, when your zoning out and all of the sudden you come back to reality.

Max: are you even listening to me?

Jordan: HUMANA

by Spicysalt October 2, 2017

Humalai

A term coined that is usually used as a question when asking someone if they would like to do a Snus.

Humalai?

Have you ever had a Snus before?

by Javidavitch February 6, 2010

Humanasm

A spiritual form of orgasm triggered by the inspirational or kind acts of others.

Those most prone to intense humanasms are hippies, optimists, women, and lefties although anyone with a heart is capable.

Humanasms can be enjoyed solo, or in large groups.

With every pound added to the donations total, Lenny Henry had another humanasm.

by www.mybrokenpencil.co.uk March 22, 2011

Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.

She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."

by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016

humanascophericmaximaphobia

humanascophericmaximaphobia is the phobia of humans.
this can be caused by someone annoying and/or toxic to your life or simply not having a social life and avoiding/not enjoying socialising with humans.

me: i never go outside of the house or talk to anyone!

voices in my head: sounds like you have humanascophericmaximaphobia

by cowboii March 25, 2019