honey-boo

Honey-boo: Honey-boos are rare so when you find one never let her go. She is beautiful and her smile lights up the whole room. They normally like rap music and have brown hair. They also are kind and caring and are always there when you need them. They think they need make up but they are beautiful as they are

Zack: Woah look at that girl
Josh: Yeah well I called her first she's a Honey-boo
Honey-boo: Hey I'm listning to hotline bling
Drake: Hotline bling

by Dance_drama_lil March 19, 2016

honey on the biscuits

Its a term taken from the show "Duck Dynasty" when Phil talks to Miss K about getting some lovins!

What a man will do for a lil "honey on the biscuits"

by Smooches9162 January 3, 2014

Honey Heel

When someone steps in the jizz you forgot to clean up.

Oh shit...what the hell is this? A Honey Heel?

by wittylit July 9, 2010

strobe honey

A woman who is beautiful under the disco lights but ugly as balls in daylight.

Picking a chick up in a club; you think she's hot, your on drugs; you get her home; you put it in her A--; you wake up and you realize she's fugly

by McFuss & Bohler May 13, 2005

One honey

the ghetto version of saying"one hundred percent".

The term was used on for the love of Ray J, when Ray urged the girls to "keep it one huney" with him.

We gonna keep this shit one honey all night

by PIneapplecandles March 17, 2010

Honey Boo Boo

The worst fucking goddamn show on television at the moment, wait no not even at the moment because the fucking thing was cancelled thank god. This 'TV show' consisted of a Walrus disguised as a human forcing her 6 year old daughter to attend beauty pageants, yes you fucking heard correctly, this terrible excuse for a mother gives me a reason to hate America, and I fucking love America, but this atrocity caused me to hate families like this, the whole goddamn family is so overweight they could be compressed and turned into a wrecking ball, its like they deep-fry lard for their breakfast, lunch and sodding dinner. This is honestly how the rest of the world sees America, not like the normal fucking people there, no, they see Americans as overweight opportunists who would take their 15 minutes of fame and do anything to milk it dry for as long as possible, and don't even get me started on the 'Go-Go Juice'. This fucking thing screams "SPONTANEOUS SEIZURE" in a bottle, you know what this fucking- this- THING contains? Red Bull, Mountain Dew and PURE FUCKING GASOLINE, and a 6 year old is drinking it?- Now I would start calling the Morgue, the FBI, the Police, and the CPA because that shit is UNACCEPTABLE!I just hate this show so much. You know what I'd rather watch? Fucking Justin "I wish you were aborted" Bieber stroking Jennifer Lawrence while licking his lips and staring passionately at the camera, now i know that would never happen but still, I'd rather watch that than... THIS!

"These other girls are crazy if they think they can beat Honey Boo-Boo child"- Honey Boo Boo, Yes insert the fucking facepalm and loss in faith of humanity here.

by JazzJam November 1, 2013

No money, no honey.

A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.

A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.

Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.

Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.

by Mike2468 August 26, 2013