honey-boo 

Honey-boo: Honey-boos are rare so when you find one never let her go. She is beautiful and her smile lights up the whole room. They normally like rap music and have brown hair. They also are kind and caring and are always there when you need them. They think they need make up but they are beautiful as they are

Zack: Woah look at that girl
Josh: Yeah well I called her first she's a Honey-boo
Honey-boo: Hey I'm listning to hotline bling
Drake: Hotline bling

honey-boo by Dance_drama_lil March 19, 2016

honey-boo 

Honey-boo: Honey-boo's are rare so when you find one never let her go. They normally have brown hair and love to talk. They also like rap music and are beautiful. She thinks she needs make uo bu she really doesn't.

Drake: Hotline bling
Honey-boo: Great song

honey-boo by Dance_drama_lil March 19, 2016

Honey Boo Boo 

The worst fucking goddamn show on television at the moment, wait no not even at the moment because the fucking thing was cancelled thank god. This 'TV show' consisted of a Walrus disguised as a human forcing her 6 year old daughter to attend beauty pageants, yes you fucking heard correctly, this terrible excuse for a mother gives me a reason to hate America, and I fucking love America, but this atrocity caused me to hate families like this, the whole goddamn family is so overweight they could be compressed and turned into a wrecking ball, its like they deep-fry lard for their breakfast, lunch and sodding dinner. This is honestly how the rest of the world sees America, not like the normal fucking people there, no, they see Americans as overweight opportunists who would take their 15 minutes of fame and do anything to milk it dry for as long as possible, and don't even get me started on the 'Go-Go Juice'. This fucking thing screams "SPONTANEOUS SEIZURE" in a bottle, you know what this fucking- this- THING contains? Red Bull, Mountain Dew and PURE FUCKING GASOLINE, and a 6 year old is drinking it?- Now I would start calling the Morgue, the FBI, the Police, and the CPA because that shit is UNACCEPTABLE!I just hate this show so much. You know what I'd rather watch? Fucking Justin "I wish you were aborted" Bieber stroking Jennifer Lawrence while licking his lips and staring passionately at the camera, now i know that would never happen but still, I'd rather watch that than... THIS!

"These other girls are crazy if they think they can beat Honey Boo-Boo child"- Honey Boo Boo, Yes insert the fucking facepalm and loss in faith of humanity here.

Honey Boo Boo by JazzJam November 1, 2013

honey boo boo shot

In honor of TLC's Honey Boo Boo child, a Toddlers and Tiaras reality TV star, a shot consisting of her drink of choice - 'go-go juice' (Red Bull and Mountain Dew) plus vodka or the other liquor of your choice. Go-go juice for adults.

We took a honey boo boo shot every time we saw Honey Boo Boo child drink her go-go juice.

honey boo boo shot by booboochile October 18, 2012

Honey Boo Boo 

A caffeine and sugar induced involuntary bowel movement followed by muscle spasms of the lower body and arms.

After 3 redbull and vodkas and a half bag of skittles Eric had a Honey Boo Boo in his bunny costume and had to leave the halloween party in a hurry.

Honey Boo Boo by monkey13 October 29, 2012

Honey Boo Boo Child

A repulsive child from the popular TLC television program, Toddlers and Tiaras. In the universe that the rest of us live in, she is known as Alana Thompson. As a side note, her mother strongly resembles Kevin Malone from the popular NBC television program, The Office.

"I'm Alana, I'm six, and I'm a beauty queen."
"Those other girls must be crazy if they think they're gonna beat me honey boo boo child!"

Honey Boo Boo Child by SuperSymmetric May 2, 2012

Honey boo boo 

Fat ass little white girl

Oh look! She looks like honey boo boo!

Honey boo boo by Def r real May 15, 2016