houdini

(1)when your banging a bitch in the closet and you switch with your buddy right when your going to cum and cum all over her purse and clothing.
(2)when your beating the coochee out doggy style and you spit on her back and she turns around and you bust a huge load all over her face, try to get in the eyes or mouth.

"Dude I pulled a Houdini"

by pigeon fluck tard beastiality February 23, 2009

houdini

dope (especially meth) that disappears hella quick like houdini tha magician

i put a fat shard in the pipe i took one small ass hit nd it was thru dats sum houdini shit

by ANI FUCKING ASSASIN January 20, 2009

Houdini

When a guy after getting done having sex spits on a girls back which makes her turn around (thinking the man cummed on her back). After that, the guy cums in her eyes and the guy's friend comes out of a closet and punches the girl in the face.

Greg: Man I hate my girlfriend so much
Hank: You ever think of giving her a Houdini?
Greg: No, I never thought of that, Thanks!

by ichbal February 1, 2008

houdini

To perform a houdini, a male person hides in a closet or small shut off room and masturbates and holds it. When somebody walks in he lets loose on them and they get pissed.

dude, i was playing hide and seek with mom and dad and brother last night and when my mom checked the closet i let loose all over her face. it was awesome. she didnt even ground me. it was awesome

last night i was hiding in the closet and then i did a houdini all over emmas head. she flipped out

by Matt Smithinsmiths February 8, 2008

Houdini

Verb - derived from the great escapologist Harry Houdini, a gaming term for Gears of War where one person blasts the opponent with a close range shotgun and there is nothing left.

Jeremy: "Where the fuck did I go?!"
Jon: "You got straight Houdinied!"

by J-UniT25 December 21, 2008

Houdini

its where ur fuckin a girl i the ass, and right before you nut, u pull it out and tap her on the shoulder.She turns around and you squirt her right in the face.

Me and wendy were fuckin last night and i so gave her a houdini

by Justin and Jacob July 21, 2008

houdini

To trade dates or women in genral with another person for a period of time

Guy1: bro im tired of dancing with my date
Guy2: me too
Guy1:Wanna Trade with me
Guy2:Hell ya bro lets pull a houdini !

by John wilkcox August 6, 2011