Hitchslap

A martial art technique pioneered by the late Master Hitchens, aka The Flying Fist of Invective.

In abject humiliation, The Reverend Hidebound-Ignorant lay decked out on the pee-stained and bloodied floor. After the Hitchslap his position on the matter was now patently clear: it was horizontal.

by dejafu April 5, 2012

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Towel not included.

It's a book.

by Cellist December 23, 2003

hoaching

To teem with. To have a plentiful supply of. Scottish in origin

This place is hoaching with midges

by alexandp January 12, 2009

suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine

Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.

by devildog June 11, 2006

hotchkee

"oh no"
a horrible mishap

oh no..what a hotchkee

by the maker of hotchkee May 29, 2010

Hatchmeister

a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.

*may cut knuckles with razor blades.

kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"

by bigdick4real August 14, 2010

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

the greatest book in the world

by arthur dent June 17, 2003