hot pocket

/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin from overly processed white trash foods of america and the never ending search for vagina euphamisms) 1: vagina; 2: vagina; 3: vagina; and/or 4: diseased vagina, as in the 4 cheese variety

Jane went to the gynecologist to have her hot pocket examined.

by Rebecca Simon December 24, 2008

hot pockets

The new competitor to lard buckets.

Please, read the fat content.

by CountCrazy007 June 1, 2005

Hot Pocket

a Hot Pocket is when the guy takes a dump in the girl's vagina and then they have sex

"Hey we should make it interesting tonight, lets try a Hot Pocket, you shit in my pussy and then we fuck."

by Agent-Orange April 20, 2009

Hot Pocket

When you shit inside a vagina and then cum all over it to close it

That pornstar was amazing she let me give her a hot pocket

by BossmanNogo November 30, 2016

Hot Pocket

the act of lubing your condum with icy-hot then fucking the bitch till she thinks she has gonneria

Joe mommas gotta hot pocket

by Joe Thuggalo February 12, 2007

Hot Pocket

Slang term for vagina.

That girl is so fine I'd stick it in her hot pocket.

by fkdamir September 22, 2013

hot pocket

a unit of measure roughly equal to 2 minutes. derived from the time it takes to cook a Hot Pocket in a microwave.

It took him three hot pockets to finish reading his email

by Bill Farley January 26, 2005