by Cool beans 69 December 3, 2019
Get the why am i horny mug.After I got home from work I decided to go to a bar since I am extremely horny. I putted on my sluttier dress and headed out.
When I got there I ordered a drink and a hot girl came and sat by me.
“Do you want to do it now?” She asked me making me wet.
“Of course”
We went into the girls bathroom and locked the door already making out.
I took her dress off and began sucking her beautiful big tits. She let out loud moans.
I got on my knees and placed one of her legs on my shoulder and started to eat her out.
“fuck me harder” she yelled and I sped up the pace.
My tongue circling her clit making she scream in pleasure and play with my hair and her tits.
“I AM GONNA...”
“Dont tell. Show” I went back to sucking her.
And she did. She came all over my face.
“Your turn” she said naughtyly.
“She picked me up and placed me on the balcony and started to finger me.
She took my dress off and tossed it somewhere.
She started to pump me harder and I yelled in pleasure.
A huge wave of pleasure struck me and I squirted everywhere.
We were panting and covered in cum.
But we didn’t stop we fucked the whole night until the bar closed.
I still masturbate remembering that
When I got there I ordered a drink and a hot girl came and sat by me.
“Do you want to do it now?” She asked me making me wet.
“Of course”
We went into the girls bathroom and locked the door already making out.
I took her dress off and began sucking her beautiful big tits. She let out loud moans.
I got on my knees and placed one of her legs on my shoulder and started to eat her out.
“fuck me harder” she yelled and I sped up the pace.
My tongue circling her clit making she scream in pleasure and play with my hair and her tits.
“I AM GONNA...”
“Dont tell. Show” I went back to sucking her.
And she did. She came all over my face.
“Your turn” she said naughtyly.
“She picked me up and placed me on the balcony and started to finger me.
She took my dress off and tossed it somewhere.
She started to pump me harder and I yelled in pleasure.
A huge wave of pleasure struck me and I squirted everywhere.
We were panting and covered in cum.
But we didn’t stop we fucked the whole night until the bar closed.
I still masturbate remembering that
by Horny all the time September 8, 2018
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When someone wishes they were dead but they’re too much of a bitch and want to be choked to death by a dick/pussy but sadly they get none.
by LyonIsOffline June 19, 2021
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J: "We literally ate like 15 minutes ago.."
S: "Yeah, I'm just really food horny for them right now"
J: "Say no more"
J: "We literally ate like 15 minutes ago.."
S: "Yeah, I'm just really food horny for them right now"
J: "Say no more"
by everythingisalreadytaken December 18, 2012
Get the Food Horny mug.when you really wanna talk about your feelings late at night. Usually happens when no one is free to talk to you and you just sit there like an emotionally constipated fool.
Haven't had a heart to heart convo with my bestie about things that are going on these past few days. I'm so emotionally horny
by hoobahoo November 20, 2017
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Get the horny jail mug.A teen that is really engrossed in personal amusement, typically what 95% of people on the in urbandirectory are since every word now has its own sexual innuendo.
Teacher: Now class, define a tangent.. yes you Billy
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs
by Truthmaster64 September 12, 2017
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