A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.
"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"
"I need to suck your cock dry"
"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"
"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".
"I need to suck your cock dry"
"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"
"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".
by JailmouthJimmy July 14, 2009
More commonly spelled – Hoover Maneuver
1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;
2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;
3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);
4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy
5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;
6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);
7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;
2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;
3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);
4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy
5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;
6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);
7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.
2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.
4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!
7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.
4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!
7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
by Auntie-Nyms September 21, 2010
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
The act of sucking a loved ones penis who is plagued with kidney stones. The main objective of sucking said kidney stones out of his penis is to then swallow them.
My partner's been in horrendous pain lately with kidney stones, luckily I'll be willing to administer a Hungarian hoover
by Pusey1767 November 6, 2018
One whom decreases the level of banter in the room for they themselves do not enjoy the banter. And in doing so sucking up all the banter ergo A Banter Hoover.
Lee: Ahh Jess you heading out tonight?
Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....
Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!
Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....
Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!
by NomNomNomBanter January 17, 2011
by ack1ch February 26, 2021
Oral sex; fellatio; blow job. The act of using one's mouth to stimulate a guy's penis for the purpose of sexual gratification.
I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.
by rgcmd April 21, 2009