No money, no honey.

A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.

A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.

Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.

Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.

by Mike2468 August 26, 2013

Honey badger mode

When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.

Honey badger mode is:

1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club

2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.

3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.

by Cruncherific December 7, 2011

Honeycake

noun: When suddenly thrusting the head backwards, the neck and head form a flap of loose skin, colloquially known as a double chin. This extra chin is called, scientifically speaking, the honeycake.

verb: The act of thrusting the head backwards solely for the purpose of flaunting one's honeycake.

Whilst Facetiming, Joe and Obama (may he eternally be our president), had an outbreak of laughter due to Joe's honeycake.

Person being photographed: Please change the angle, my honeycake is showing!

by fencergirl55 August 9, 2017

james honeyford

Absolute mongo head, grows a blonde Afro n when it hits a bit too long he gets it polished and buffed, sometimes sanded, all the way down to his scalp. If you go near him he’ll give you sunburn since the sheer amount of light reflecting of that boys head is amazing. Cuts aboot wi boot cuts and a cricket jumper oan. And he hunks he’s best pals with Taylor black

Fuck me man it’s bright as like

Aw wait it’s just James honeyfords heed

by RyanNicholl June 11, 2018

honey pot

In the age of outhouses, the honey pot was the pot one would urinate in if they didn't fee like going outside to the outhouse.

There was a blizzard, so Henry decided to use the honey pot instead of freezing his ass off.

by ZIG January 4, 2005

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

“Eating a burger with no honey mustard, Eatin’ a burger with no honey mustard”

by Zhongli January 4, 2021

honey boom

And exclamation used mostly by Black girls in South Florida in...especially in the 1980's...its basically an exclamation like, "Chile please," or "No she DIH-int!" or to add emphasis for something good that just happened or to comment on a diss.

After someone reveals some juicy gossip that you've been waiting to hear..."MM! Honey BOOM!" That was GOOD!

After someone just told another person off really well and you want to give your approval, say, "Honey BOOM!"

"Honey BOOM!"....I KNOW, I look good in my new jeans.

by tremellek April 26, 2010