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Homosexual

I’m not homosexual
by Do drugs November 16, 2018
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Homosexuality

1-The number one way to prevent overpopulation

2-Something every teen is accused of
Example 1: being accused
Tim: Richie likes soccer

Rob: What a Faggot
Ricchie: Fuck you soccer is awsome and its called football bitch

Example 2: Homosexuality
Tim: Hey rob now we made so everybody thinks Richies gay
Rob: yeah now nobody will think we're gay
Tim: Wanna have gay sex
Rob: You know i do

Tim: Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!
by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011
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Homosexualitis

Homosexualitis is when one is diagnosed with the gay.
Sir, you have homosexualitis.”
Oof.”
by Soupem May 2, 2018
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Homonextual

(n): any heterosexual person with an inclination towards friendship with homosexuals (next to homos), indicated by a gay best friend and/or an excess of friends from within the gay-munity. Distinguishable from the fag hag by a markedly conservative level of interest in gay culture.
Despite her bigoted upbringing, Amanda realized she was a homonextual, and continued to love the devil's rainbow children more than any other people on Earth.
by gay4volleyballs August 5, 2009
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Homosexual Cockplant

A Homosexual Cockplant

A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.
Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.

A Homosexual Cockplant
by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
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homorexual

A Tyranasaurus Rex who is sexually attracted to other Tyranasaurus Rexs of the same sex
Man, Jim, you're such a homorexual because you're always having gay sex with other Tyranasaurus Rexs!"
by Matthew Robert Rich October 15, 2006
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homosexual

a word not found in High School card catalogues during the 1970s
by David February 2, 2005
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