Hobophobia

the fear that whenever you see a hobo you automatically think he will get up and stab you in the balls/vagina; the fear of homeless bozos will rape you.

Guy 1: "I has hobophobia!"
Guy 2: "Whats that?"
Guy 1: "Oh, I'm afraid some homeless person is going to stab me in the dick."
Guy 2: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

by DethmongeR117 December 13, 2012

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homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

by schmoup May 23, 2023

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Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: Hello to you, sugar pants.
Guy 1: (Looking nervous) Woah! I'm not gay.
Guy 2: Woah, I'm not either.
Guy 2: I am a homophobisexual.
Guy 2: I'm attracted to homophobes.

by Homophobisexual June 7, 2007

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Homophonia

hōməˈfōnēə
noun
an extreme and irrational aversion to words that sound like other words.

Some guy in Utah just got fired from his teaching job for talking about words that sounds like other words. A clear case of homophonia.

by Skunk-Evil September 21, 2014

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Homophobphobia

a person who was this hates those that are homophobic.

He has homophobphobia because he hates people that are homophobic.
stupid republican and redneck bastards.

by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 15, 2008

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homophobic

a person who is scared of houses.

person 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaah a house!
person 2: youre homophobic
person 1: houses are against the bible
person 2: you stupid homophobe
person 1: its unnatural all the house poeple go to hell

by Its_a_lie_motherfuckers! December 1, 2021

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