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1) Homework is the reason you are probably looking up homework right now. You thought you'd procrastinate and look up silly things like "homework" on Urbandictiony.com.

Now get to work.

2) Why I am writing this definition.
1) I was so bored with my Math homework and my computer was right there so I had to go on urbandictionary and look up random words like homework!

2) Dude, I don't even get this chemistry stuff... Urbandictionary time!!
by WhoAreYOU??? Hmm? May 7, 2010
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Holiday Homework

After what feels like 1200 weeks in a hellish, federal prison like school, you finally have completed your examinations and it is time for the holidays. All students enjoy it; time to play games, have fun with friends and family.

But the demonic teachers say no. They want you to so-called meaningfully spend your holidays, so they obviously give a ton of this modern torture called homework.

There can be many types, but most come in essay, or Algebra form. It is most commonly used by teachers to make students spend less time on their electronics, but most overlook the side effects.

Side effects are:
Stress
Fatigue
(Severe cases) Depression

Also, most of the time, this is done on the last day of holiday at 2.15 am in the morning, or not done at all. If a student does the latter, the teacher will likely collect it. If the students all do the work, the teacher likely would not.
Student 1: Hey, student 2? Why are you literally online at 3 am?
Student 2: Doing holiday homework.

Student 1: Ah, same.
The next day
Teacher: alright I’m not collecting the homework today

The students:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Wolfofepic1 September 14, 2020
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HELL
or a better description
a tool teachers use to control their students,and to remind them about school 24 seven,it actually adds to your school hours,aproximately 2-5 hours
depending on how much you slacked off *me its 5* so,pretty much,schoolwork at home,home-work,school-work
and...shit...its hell...blah...O_O
by O_O-age 13 September 20, 2003
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Biology Homework

Really hard stuff that normal folk like myself cannot understand and have to read the same sentence five times to move on. Everyone else is done by this point and playing volleyball on the beach like a scene from the OC.
"Hey Joe you wanna go out and get some CHICKS."

"No..I got Biology Homework ....*jumps back into slave pit where he is then stoned with really heavy biology and finely sharpened no. 2 pencils.
by KALESBALES November 2, 2008
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homework

"I'll do my homework in a hour"
*one hour later
"I'll do my homework in a hour,seriously"
*one hour later
"I'll do my homework in a hour, I really mean it."
*one hour later
"I'll do my homework in a hour"
*one hour later
"FUCK!"
by Vflo May 6, 2007
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A form of child and teen torture in which they find out they cannot relax after a hard day's work at school, as they have to finish the 3,000 word English essay which is due in for the next day.
Kid *at graduation*: Foul beasts of the world, begone for all eternity! *throws homework book onto bonfire*
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 15, 2006
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Homework

A special kind of torture designed by teachers whenever they were born, which looking at some of them was probably a couple hundred milleniums ago. Not content with permanently damaging our precious few brain cells in ordinary classes, so called 'teachers' choose to kill our minds off even more by giving us ridiculous assignments that they know we are going to fail anyway; they simply do it for the enjoyment of cussing us when we get it completely wrong and give out detentions they'll forget.
"But, Miss! We already got five pieces o' homework tonight!"

"Shut up, you fool! Detention!
by RubyMaye February 10, 2009
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