hogwarts server

literal goals af..
best sever in the world
coke addict friends

“what’s hogwarts server!” oh that’s the best shit in the world “oh it look so cheerful” nah dude, this shit is amazing

by titsuckysmom September 5, 2021

Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017

hood hogwarts

The alternative school of Hogwarts school of Magic and Wizardry. There for kid with special ability (x-men clan) .

Ma! I made it in to Hood Hogwarts because Hogwarts was too expensive too expensive to go to.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 May 3, 2021

Hogwarts

Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, IT IS REAL!!! PERIODT

Some idiot: Hogwarts is a fictional school
Us potterheads: shut your face hole it is real!!

by Natalia Bermudez February 24, 2021

Hogwarts

Hogwarts is a school for witches and wizards :>. U YES U u reading this ik u wanna live in hogwarts

Hogwarts is my home :<

by Lovegood Fam August 16, 2021

Hogwart

When she binge watches Harry Potter with you all day and y'all pull out your magic wants and decide to f* and she smells like under cooked bacon

I called out of work tomorrow so we can both hogwart

by gemz828 March 25, 2025

hogwart

Defend yourself from a cyberbully by eating cocoa

The billionaire hosted a social media show to trigger the former Legendary employee into Hogwarting all over it. Instead the Hogwart used his mania to find a cure for his mania and then shared it on Urban Dictionary, much like a kiss with a fist. Small doses of cocoa / dark chocolate without milk (i.e _no calcium) as a mood stabilizer, helping to face any troubles that you're _not actually 'fine' about in afterthought.

by nARkwS January 27, 2019