hockey
The gayest sport in the world.
Usually played in canada and which most people DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT IT. Why the fuk did it have a lock out because its gay
Usually played in canada and which most people DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT IT. Why the fuk did it have a lock out because its gay
Person 1: Did you see those fuking canadians playing hockey on Espn
Person 2: Fuk no i watched basketball and football, and ESPN dont give a fuk about hockey
Person 2: Fuk no i watched basketball and football, and ESPN dont give a fuk about hockey
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If you don't play this sport you are a loser. Hockey is the best fucking sport there is. It has been proven that there is more hitting in football than hockey. However, it has also been proven that baseball players are PUSSYS. For example, a baseball player ran into the wall and broke his nose and was out for the rest of the game. First of all, Dumbass. Second of all PUSSY. A hockey player lost 5 of his teeth in a game and came back in double overtime and scored the gamewinning goal. If you think Lacrosse is tougher than hockey than you are wrong because you go faster than hockey and players get shattered through the glass (google video NHL highlights for proof).
Baseball Player named Jimmy: Owe, my shoulder's really sore. Can I go to the nurse
Teacher (whose son plays hockey):Shut up. My son is in class right now with a bruised ankle from a puck, a black eye, 2 missing teeth, and two glass shards in his arm. (in a kind voice) So Jimmy is there anything else you would like to say?
Baseball Player named Jimmy:N..N.. No M'am
Teacher (whose son plays hockey):Shut up. My son is in class right now with a bruised ankle from a puck, a black eye, 2 missing teeth, and two glass shards in his arm. (in a kind voice) So Jimmy is there anything else you would like to say?
Baseball Player named Jimmy:N..N.. No M'am
hockey by Jorgey (why does someone have this name) September 17, 2008
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hockey by YOU YOU YOU January 14, 2019
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Hockey by qwqesdfgere5rhtrshrt May 2, 2019
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Best sport ever. No explanation needed besides the comparison of the popularized american garbage referred to as baseball.
Fat Kid: "I love baseball, it makes me feel active and now I can play a sport."
Joey: "After I lost 30 lbs I quit baseball to play hockey and now I know I am actually playing a real sport."
Joey: "After I lost 30 lbs I quit baseball to play hockey and now I know I am actually playing a real sport."
hockey by Datsyuk to Colorado ;) June 18, 2011