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The gayest sport in the world.

Usually played in canada and which most people DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT IT. Why the fuk did it have a lock out because its gay
Person 1: Did you see those fuking canadians playing hockey on Espn

Person 2: Fuk no i watched basketball and football, and ESPN dont give a fuk about hockey
hockey by J Swizzy December 28, 2005
If you don't play this sport you are a loser. Hockey is the best fucking sport there is. It has been proven that there is more hitting in football than hockey. However, it has also been proven that baseball players are PUSSYS. For example, a baseball player ran into the wall and broke his nose and was out for the rest of the game. First of all, Dumbass. Second of all PUSSY. A hockey player lost 5 of his teeth in a game and came back in double overtime and scored the gamewinning goal. If you think Lacrosse is tougher than hockey than you are wrong because you go faster than hockey and players get shattered through the glass (google video NHL highlights for proof).
Baseball Player named Jimmy: Owe, my shoulder's really sore. Can I go to the nurse

Teacher (whose son plays hockey):Shut up. My son is in class right now with a bruised ankle from a puck, a black eye, 2 missing teeth, and two glass shards in his arm. (in a kind voice) So Jimmy is there anything else you would like to say?

Baseball Player named Jimmy:N..N.. No M'am
A sport only enjoyed by Canadians
Hows aboot that hockey game there eh?
hockey by Delandre April 15, 2008
it is wwe on ice
yo man want to watch wwe on ice
what do you mean
i mean hockey
hockey by YOU YOU YOU January 14, 2019
Yo u gonna play hockey
why
my gf wants me to still be able to have kids
Best sport ever. No explanation needed besides the comparison of the popularized american garbage referred to as baseball.
Fat Kid: "I love baseball, it makes me feel active and now I can play a sport."

Joey: "After I lost 30 lbs I quit baseball to play hockey and now I know I am actually playing a real sport."