Simon is gay

simon is the gayest person on earth.
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Alex

Alex is a sexy beast with a gigantic dick bigger than simons
Person: I got a Simon Cock
Me: well I got an Alex Cock
Person: Dammit
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Hockey

Yo u gonna play hockey
why
my gf wants me to still be able to have kids
by qwqesdfgere5rhtrshrt May 02, 2019
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