hob notcher

a guys small penis wretched into a ball

he’s got a hob notcher

by gabigail April 20, 2021

hob nob

1. To get hit in the head.

2. To perform oral sex.

1. "Dude, that baseball bat hob nobbed Wally so hard that he almost copped death."

2. She hob nobbed his unit last night.

by dims April 29, 2005

hob gobbler

someone who lives in a hob and gobbles

josh is such a hob gobbler

by T.C. November 24, 2003

hob knocker

a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time

geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs)

by ;)hrnyallthetime May 25, 2010

Hob Nogger

1.A person who deliberately does/says something to cause irritation to a person or group.

2. An irritating person who pushes peoples buttons until they snap to make themselves feel good.

Girl 1:"That girl is so annoying"
Girl 2: " Yeah, she is such a Hob Nogger"

by NCTT March 21, 2010

Hob Nobbler

One who attempts a fast witty comeback to a previous insult only to make a total ass out of themselves and dig a deeper hole. A lack of intellectuality and sever stuttering are major attributes to being a hob nobbler.

"I called lewis a knob goblin and he told me I was a hob nobbler "

by hotdog1000 June 20, 2016

hob knobber

a form of upside down anal sex

damn babe i feel like hob knobbing

by Anonymous March 19, 2003