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Desktop Hoarder

Similar to a regular hoarder, but a Desktop Hoarder is someone who has a ton of junk on their PC they refuse to delete
That girl has a 2 terabyte hard drive 90% full of junk she refuses to get rid of. She is a Desktop Hoarder.
by Moltres Rider December 15, 2012
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Media Hoarder

to have a bunch of junk on your phone, computer, etc.
Alex: Dave get a video of this.
Dave: My phone won't let me I have over 100 videos
Alex: You Media Hoarder
by DHurricane13 March 29, 2011
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happy hoarder

a derogatory term used by Dylan Cruz to describe someone who does not suffer from personality disorders and/or other mental issues.
Do you want it? So you can add it to your pile of stuff that keeps you happy? You fucking happy hoarder.
by the_girl_who_hacks_dylan April 16, 2021
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Penis Hoarder

A person who hoards a lot of cock. Usually they are a huge slut who likes nothing more than to take a bunch of dicks.
Alison is a huge penis hoarder. Did you hear about all the guys she hooked up with last weekend?
by Tina221 December 2, 2010
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Data Hoarder

The IT person in the company that holds a little known data base with all the key information. They use it to their advantage without sharing with others.
Lincoln is a Data Hoarder !!! He looks so smart because he has the MB Database with all the workstation information. Funny he doesn't give anyone else access to that company data. Grrrr.
by Macpony November 6, 2012
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porn hoarder

Some asshole who hoards all the motherfucking porn! They have all the porn and you have a boner and they wont let you use their fucking porn to beat off and cum.
Stop hoarding all the porn you shit sucking porn hoarder! Fuck!
by NickPierce September 7, 2009
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Cat Hoarder

1. A person, who has dedicated their life to accumulating small, domesticated furry felines in a variety of breeds. This person continuously accepts more cats into their dwelling and lets them breed together to create more cats all while keeping them stocked in a closely guarded quarters in their living space.
Pat loved cats so much she renamed herself Tabby.

Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.
by lifers April 24, 2011
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