a derogatory term used by Dylan Cruz to describe someone who does not suffer from personality disorders and/or other mental issues.
Do you want it? So you can add it to your pile of stuff that keeps you happy? You fucking happy hoarder.
by the_girl_who_hacks_dylan April 16, 2021
Get the happy hoardermug. Similar to a regular hoarder, but a Desktop Hoarder is someone who has a ton of junk on their PC they refuse to delete
That girl has a 2 terabyte hard drive 90% full of junk she refuses to get rid of. She is a Desktop Hoarder.
by Moltres Rider December 15, 2012
Get the Desktop Hoardermug. A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"
Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011
Get the Poke Hoardermug. A person who hoards a lot of cock. Usually they are a huge slut who likes nothing more than to take a bunch of dicks.
by Tina221 December 2, 2010
Get the Penis Hoardermug. The IT person in the company that holds a little known data base with all the key information. They use it to their advantage without sharing with others.
Lincoln is a Data Hoarder !!! He looks so smart because he has the MB Database with all the workstation information. Funny he doesn't give anyone else access to that company data. Grrrr.
by Macpony November 6, 2012
Get the Data Hoardermug. Some asshole who hoards all the motherfucking porn! They have all the porn and you have a boner and they wont let you use their fucking porn to beat off and cum.
by NickPierce September 7, 2009
Get the porn hoardermug. a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.
1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.
by CodeNameReservoir November 11, 2012
Get the hoarder's dozenmug.