A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"
Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
by SOTHEYSAY April 18, 2011
Similar to a regular hoarder, but a Desktop Hoarder is someone who has a ton of junk on their PC they refuse to delete
That girl has a 2 terabyte hard drive 90% full of junk she refuses to get rid of. She is a Desktop Hoarder.
by Moltres Rider December 15, 2012
a derogatory term used by Dylan Cruz to describe someone who does not suffer from personality disorders and/or other mental issues.
Do you want it? So you can add it to your pile of stuff that keeps you happy? You fucking happy hoarder.
by the_girl_who_hacks_dylan April 16, 2021
A person who hoards a lot of cock. Usually they are a huge slut who likes nothing more than to take a bunch of dicks.
by Tina221 December 01, 2010
The IT person in the company that holds a little known data base with all the key information. They use it to their advantage without sharing with others.
Lincoln is a Data Hoarder !!! He looks so smart because he has the MB Database with all the workstation information. Funny he doesn't give anyone else access to that company data. Grrrr.
by Macpony May 26, 2012
Some asshole who hoards all the motherfucking porn! They have all the porn and you have a boner and they wont let you use their fucking porn to beat off and cum.
by NickPierce September 08, 2009
1. A person, who has dedicated their life to accumulating small, domesticated furry felines in a variety of breeds. This person continuously accepts more cats into their dwelling and lets them breed together to create more cats all while keeping them stocked in a closely guarded quarters in their living space.
Pat loved cats so much she renamed herself Tabby.
Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.
Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.
by lifers April 06, 2011