Hippocrotamus

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.

I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!

by Harrisimo December 22, 2019

hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

by Jaye_em September 5, 2020

hippycrite

An individual who portrays themselves as a free-loading hippy, but relies fully on a large sum of money, typically provided by a parent or a sugar-daddy/mama.

I used to think Brooke was down with the movement, but then I realized she's just a hippycrite.

by makomicah January 19, 2021

hippocritamoose

A mythical creature that demonstrates hypocritical behavior and bears resemblance to a hippo and a moose.

You're a hippocritamoose for looking at vacation spots in December!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Hippocracy

When a hippo claims to care about fairness, the NHS, our natural environment and wildlife, but then votes tory.

It is the hippocracy of secret tories that keeps them in power.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

Hipocrat

A person that is unapologetically themselves

See that girl dancing front row by herself? She's totally a Hipocrat

by shielanator May 5, 2023

hippocracy

a hippo doing something they say the wouldn't

that is hippocracy

by schmoup May 23, 2023