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Hippopotamus 

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam
Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus
Hippopotamus by Eggineer December 27, 2019

hippopotaknuckle 

a camel toe on a really large woman
"damn those jeans are tight. look at that hippopotaknuckle!"
hippopotaknuckle by the_oracle January 21, 2008

Hippopotacornasusamus 

A fantasy type creature, similar to those found in Greek mythology. It is has the body of a hippopotamus, the horn of a unicorn, and the wings of a flying horse, such as Pegasus. Note that these wings are not to be confused with birds wings, as that would take away from the magic.
The Hippopotacornasusamus flew over the land, bringing hope and cheer to the people.

Hippopotogut 

A large, portly man that often omits foul odors due to an inabilitly to wash and dry all skin folds. Often smells like cheese and feces. A male waddlecow.
The unsightly hot dog eating hippopotogut was over flowing into my seat making my ballgame a horrific experience
Hippopotogut by Budsperson August 3, 2010

hippopotagoth 

(n) 1. A large person who identifies as and dresses themselves as a goth. 2. A rotund, fat, plus-sized goth, usually female, who has to go to Joanne Fabrics to buy black velvet, fishnet and red silk in bulk to create their own goth clothing.
"I was almost crushed by a hippopotagoth at the Sisters of Mercy show the other night. The dude probably weighed 350."

"Lost in yet another 'Sweet Dreams' remix, I was suddenly surrounded by a pod of hippopotagoths, their busts heaving, their darkened eyes hungry and their pale, meaty calves too large for everyday lace-up boots. Were they after me in my tattered, frilled shirt and black leather pants, or were they driven by delusions that I had hidden Twinkies about my person?"
hippopotagoth by gearhead1 October 29, 2010

hippopottomonstrossaquipidaliaphobia

its the fear of long words, im not joking
Doctor: What fears do you have?
Jeff: Well, i do have hippopottomonstrossaquipidaliaphobia AGGGGGHHHHH DONT MAKE ME SAY IT YOU BASTARD!