herp

A very ugly girl. A messed up situation or scenario.

Dude, that girl is fucking herp!

by Stubs December 12, 2004

Herp

When someone gives you herpes by raping you

Help! He's herping me!

by Seamus Harte November 3, 2017

Herp

When something very bad happens, or when something happens that pisses you off. Origin: Texas
Derived from the word "Herpies"

Person1: "Dude I went to go get the kill
and he was out."

Person2:..."Herp"

by Praetorian March 30, 2004

herpes

something that sucks really bad. (cos herpes DOES suck aparently) or something really sketchy.

"Oh man that pop quiz today was so herpes"
or
"the dining hall closing an hour early was way herpes"

by bacon and eggs May 22, 2004

Herping

To be lazy or good-for-nothing at work.

Are you herping right now? Because you have been on this same task for days.

I can smell you herping!

lazy

by BigD Is King March 20, 2011

Herped

The action of getting herpes in the past tense. Super gross and should be avoided all costs.

oh god I got herped last night by this random ass girl in a hot dog suit

by horseluver666 January 3, 2017

herpes

an STD transmitted by Kelly Brown.

Oh no! Kelly didn't mention that she had herpes before you had sex? What a shame.

by herpes March 6, 2005